I'm so bad!!!

Chris was asking about what all they would be taking out, I told him the cervix, uterus and ovary.....he doesn't understand why she won't take both out....I told him I think she will b/c of the cyst but to write it down and ask her. He asked why the cervix and isn't that where the peepee goes, what would happen when we had sex and he kept saying the hole would be gone....I of course gave him a funny look and told him to write it down and ask. He told me he was being serious and wanted to know if when the cervix was gone if he would feel my guts....I told him yes. He then asked if I was going to start growing hair on my face....again I told him yes.

Then I really had to get him, see, after the first time we had sex I told him I had a sex change....you should have seen the look on his face, talk about priceless....wish I had a camera for that one. Yep, you guessed it, I told him I was going to be a man again and we were going to be gay, again, I wish I had a camera with me. Since this conversation I told him I was going to have my dick put back on....he told me I needed to stop.

Yes I know that was mean, but you gotta admit it was funny.

BTW That first night he had picked me up from work and b/c my car was there he had to drive me to work in the morning. Lola came on the radio....yes....I got that look again. Yes, he knew about Dakota and did ask about me being pg but I can't remember what I told him. We joke about it often, especially if Lola comes on the radio.