Don't make me mad

Chris and Dakota love to get me going, they work together a lot and I'm not sure who is worse although I blame Chris for making Dakota this way.

Tonight I told Dakota that he might have to take this Thursday off or go in late...it is ok b/c he works for his grandpa. I have pre-surgery tests in the morning...not sure what or why...and Chris has an appointment with his Neurosurgeon....not sure what time....so I told him I would let him know when Chris got home. I told him he could work Wednesday, he was going to take the morning off so Chris could be in my pre-surgery appointment with me but he is worried I won't be done before he has to be at his appointment. Anyway....I told Dakota he might have to drive us back and forth so we can both be where we need to be and he told me he didn't have a license. I thought he left it somewhere so I asked him where it was, he went on to tell me how it was suspended for speeding. Now I'm not dumb so I'm trying to figure out why they would suspend it the first time he was pulled over so I continue to ask questions and he goes on about it not being the first time and about other things until he could see I was going to burst a vessel. He starts laughing and tells me he has it.

Being the nice mother that I am lets him know that if they have to take everything during this surgery that he may not want to play his games anymore. Dakota, "why?" Me, "Well, if they take both ovaries I may be a bitch like when AF comes." Him, "what do you mean?" Me, "You know aunt flo" he gets that look like he doesn't understand on his face so I go one....like I always do when him and Chris get that look...."you know, once a month when blood comes gushing out of me" Yes, that is all I got out b/c he started to yell that he knew now as he walked away.